pillerit

This doctor
in Haapajärvi had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her life. He finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her medications that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Rouva Pönttinen, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Rouva Pönttinen, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possible help you sleep."
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."